I get Little Debbie Peanut Butter Bars now and it’s not the same.

I had his 66 Pontiac for a while when I turned 16. But when gas prices went from 99 cents a gallon to like a $1.50, I thought I should sell it.

I would give anything to have that car back.

On a side note I guess my Papa was an alcoholic and a womanizer. I guess he used to beat my grandma up a lot when they were stationed in Japan. And when I was a kid, he would take me over to Aunt Alice’s house and give me cookies and let me watch He-Man without doing my homework so he could fix her TV in her room. When we would leave he would tell me not to tell grandma because she would get mad. It took me till I was 20 to know that he was fucking that chick. She wasn’t even my aunt.

Anyway.

Johnny continued to go through the dresser drawers when I unfroze everyone. All he found were muumuu’s, nightgowns, socks, girdles and such. No loot, no gold, no nothing.

While this is going on, downstairs Gilby looks into a closet. The closet is a walk in closet under the stairs. It has a pull-string light. Gilby pulls the string. As he does this the door shuts behind him. He goes to turn the knob but it is locked from the outside.

“Ha-ha! Very funny guys. Open the fucking door.”

The door opens by itself. Gilby sticks his head out, looks up and down the hall and sees no one.

You probably think I did that. But I didn’t. I am too depressed now to do anything but observe.

Back upstairs in the master bedroom, Johnny can’t find shit. But he does see a door. He walks over to the door. Turns the knob and opens it. It is the master bathroom and it is extremely neat and white. It is white tile, floor to ceiling and has very, very bright florescent bulbs lighting the room. Across the whiteness from Johnny stands a lone bathtub with brass claw feet fixtures holding it above the tile.

As Johnny gets closer to it, he notices that the tub is full of water. The water is black and dirty. As Johnny slowly gets closer to it, there is a god awful smell.

“Fucking stink,” Johnny says as he covers his nose. “God!”

Johnny is very close to the tub. He thinks that someone has been shitting in the bathtub and saving it because they do not want the government to get a hold of their DNA. He saw this on a special on Court TV. But it isn’t shit. I don’t know what it is.

Johnny sees something floating in the bathtub. It is also black. He doesn’t know what it is. I will ruin it for you. It is hair.

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